I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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