It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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