I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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