you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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