We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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