so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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