So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize
