Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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