Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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