Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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