i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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