Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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