So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
