just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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