I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
handjob tips. give me some.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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