We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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