Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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