how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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