I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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