Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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