Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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