My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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