My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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