Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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