i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Someone signed my nipple.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
