my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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