absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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