It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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