there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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