I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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