Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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