Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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