I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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