so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
