I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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