they need to just BURY HIM!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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