In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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