So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Randomize