That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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