Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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