i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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