She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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