was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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