i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
