I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just want nice things and good sex
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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