He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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