honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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