So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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