Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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