I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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