that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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