For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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