She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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