ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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